but ur so woah and im so oh
"can i see your phone?"
"ya one sec"
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep
I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world